New Kind of Tanning Bed Ok'ed by Me

So I have officially approved a new so-called tanning bed, if you really have that desire to glow. People are out there itching to get that beautiful tan, while Brian is still dead and buried.
But Tye found the perfect solution. It is so perfect that I should charge you for this information.

He has the glow, that beautiful tan. He got it at school today. He got it even with sunscreen on. No burn, no blisters. Just plain beauty. From a distance, he had taken on that bronze coloring...

Well, until you got up close to him. At that point, it started to look more like that fake tanning lotion, you know the kind that turns you a slight shade of orange? It was like a spray on tan. And it was pretty darn even, until you looked at the knees, in which case one might discern that this tan came only from the dust, the golden dust of playground rocks. He said he got like that because he buried his legs in the rocks.

But he seriously looked like he had been on vacation in the Caribbean for a month. He even had a sock line!

I would take a picture and show you, but he just washed that dirty, grimy beautiful glow right down the drain with some good old soap and water.

I've got to tell you, I think he had a lot more fun getting his tan this way!